Curse

Paul Mahdi · Oct 20, 2006, 11:02 PM // 23:02

*Kicks a puppy*
*Slaps a dolphin*
*Shoots a/an [Insert your favorite endangered animal here]*

*Sips beer*

BassVII · Oct 20, 2006, 11:10 PM // 23:10

*watches Paul hurt the animals*

Whatever.

Electric Sky · Oct 20, 2006, 11:12 PM // 23:12

*drinks H20*

*walks out of the bar*

BassVII · Oct 20, 2006, 11:17 PM // 23:17

Darn it I have to drink! >.>

No rum? guess I'll settle for red bull.

*jumps off of roof 5 minutes later with dreams of flying*

Lady Alizybetra · Oct 21, 2006, 12:24 AM // 00:24

*sips keg*

*watches Bass dive off the roof*

*KerSPLAT!*

BassVII · Oct 21, 2006, 12:36 AM // 00:36

*comes into bar 2 hours later with a broken left leg and right arm*

That hurt.

Maybe I should just stick to non-red bull beer

*drinks beer*

*waves at Aliz*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35

*Sips beer*

*Puts a baby panda bear into a blender*

*Liquify*

*Drinks the baby panda bear*

"Mmmmm... Tastes like endangered"

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 02:46 AM // 02:46

*slaps paul*
ur mean!
*guards animals from paul*
*reports paul to PETA*
*watches him as he is now covered in red paint*
*sips beer*
*eats a cookie*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27

"PETA sucks! They ain't got nothin' on this!"

*Kills PETA members...all of them.*

*Shoots a lion*

"Who's the king of the f**king jungle now? Biatch"

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 03:36 AM // 03:36

lol at paul

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*runs over PETA members*

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 03:36 AM // 03:36

ok...the PETA members i can understand.....the lion, him too. but saying ur a king, well thats just the biggest overstatement I've heard of. *rolls eyes*
*sips beer*
*eats a cupcake and a cookie*
*laughs at dead PETA members* stupid f**k- tards

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*laughs at dead PETA members*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 03:48 AM // 03:48

"I wasn't stating I was king. I was just implying that he was not the king...but now that you mention it..."

*Puts on crown and grabs imperial looking scepter*

*Sips the finest ale of all the land*

"I shall rule with a benevolent iron fist. First order of business, more ale!"

*Shoots an eighteen wheeler full of beer with a rocket launcher. The truck explodes and it begins to rain beer*

*Sips beer*

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 03:51 AM // 03:51

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*puts bottles to catch the beer rain*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 03:54 AM // 03:54

*Sips beer*

*Wonders:
"....Am I still an elephant?"*

*Looks at past pages*

"I think I am...hmm"

*Eats peanuts*

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 03:55 AM // 03:55

*sips beer*
*pats the elephant*
*runs in circles*

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 04:01 AM // 04:01

king Paul elephant...i have a question. When will u stop being full of urself?

*sips beer*
ya kno...if u kill animals and ur an elephant....then wouldn't u kill urself?
*sips beer again*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 21, 2006, 04:04 AM // 04:04

To the second question: No, because elephants are awesome. Do you know why elephants are awesome? Because I am awesome and I'm apparently an elephant.

I think I just answered both questions at once...

*Sips beer*

*Wipes mouth with a squirrel*

metalicagrl · Oct 21, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10

*laughs at paul....for the squirrel he just wiped his mouth with had rabies*
*watches how paul gets rabies*

*ties paul to a metal post so he cant bite people*
*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Oct 21, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11

*sips beer*
*runs in circles for fun*